Halloween is so close that I can smell it. It smells like pumpkin guts and roasted pumpkin seeds. It smells like frozen leaves and snow. Also spray paint.

(Corpse Bride and Jack I can't claim credit for. They are Caitlin's.)

(Jake is my pumpkin. And my man. And he's fictional. I'm pathetic. I know. Sigh.)

A Mini Photo Splurge

Why question it?

"Oh my god! This pumpkin had an abortion!"

An aspired Prince Charming...

And that, kids, is how you gut a pumpkin.

The famous Rochester garbage plates. Absolutely magical, by the way.

Fall raspberries.

'Twas a great weekend.

Yes, we are pathetic, we live in a fictional world, and we are PROUD of it.

Twilight

jlyanglohsix: i just wanted to say, i've watched the twilight trailer many times now and not once is jacob in it and that kind of makes me disappointed

J9: he isnt THAT big of a part of the first book erin!

jlyanglohsix: ummmm janine

jlyanglohsix: he basically points out that to bella that they are vampires!

J9: but!

jlyanglohsix: she would have never guessed that!

J9: hes gonna be in the movie for like

J9: 5 minute tops

jlyanglohsix: stoppit
J9: not enough for the freaking trailor

jlyanglohsix: stop saying that!

J9: just wait for new moon, edward wont be in that trailer

jlyanglohsix: yeah right

jlyanglohsix: i could only be so lucky

J9: youre making me angry

jlyanglohsix: poop

jlyanglohsix: no you are making me angryu

jlyanglohsix: i can't even type

J9: youre being dumb

J9: haha

jlyanglohsix: lol

J9: the movie isnt ABOUT HIM

J9: you freaking jacob lover

J9: youre lucky hes even IN IT

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: dumby

J9: haha

jlyanglohsix: no no i'm okay you're right

jlyanglohsix: he's just gonna be a little kid in this one anyway

J9: hell yeah im right

J9: yes

J9: he will be in the movie for like 15 minutes

J9: maybe

jlyanglohsix: he better be

jlyanglohsix: or i'm holding the world responsible and every bit of it will hate me

J9: jacob fans will be disappointed for no reason

J9: i can see it now

J9: jacob lovers saying "where was jacob! he was hardly in it!"

J9: but they dont understand, hes hardly in the book

jlyanglohsix: omg chill

jlyanglohsix: ugh

J9: haha

J9: im just playinngggg

jlyanglohsix: you're so sassy tonight i don't like it

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: haha

J9: im serious about twilight

J9: you dont mess

jlyanglohsix: look

jlyanglohsix: i'm just sayin my opinion

J9: and i am just saying mine back

jlyanglohsix: and my opinion is i want more jacob

J9: and mine is i want more EMMETT

J9: NAKED

jlyanglohsix: hahaha

jlyanglohsix: he's hardly gonna be in it and doesn't even have an important part

J9: he wants to kill bella

J9: but thats not this book

J9: in Midnight Sun

jlyanglohsix: oh oh yeah, i didn't read it

J9: emmett suggests killing bella

jlyanglohsix: i'm keeping my hopes up that she is actually gonna release it eventually

J9: yes me too

J9: but i couldnt help myself

J9: i just read a little bit

jlyanglohsix: bella totally kills emmett at arm wrestling though

jlyanglohsix: i love it

J9: but hes still sexy

jlyanglohsix: a sexy wimp

J9: he and rose knock down houses

jlyanglohsix: and all bella and edward do is tear up the headboard

jlyanglohsix: and edward eats pillows

jlyanglohsix: edward's a wimp too

jlyanglohsix: vampires are wimps

J9: youre dumb erin

J9: wolves are hairy

jlyanglohsix: only when they're wolves

J9: jenn just yelled at me

J9: haha

J9: because i was reading what you say to me out loud to cait

J9: hahaha she pissed me off

jlyanglohsix: you're ruining it for people!

J9: EXCUSE ME

J9: ALL I RUINED WAS THEM HAVING SEX

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: AND SHE ALREADY KNEW THAT

J9: BECAUSE SOMEBODY ALREADY TOLD HER THAT

J9: BECAUSE SHE ALREADY ASKED

jlyanglohsix: yea cuz i already told her

J9: SO GET OFF MY CASE

jlyanglohsix: okay

jlyanglohsix: okay

J9: thank you

jlyanglohsix: the point of the matter remains though

J9: yes

jlyanglohsix: puppies are better than blood suckers

J9: that you want jake

J9: and i want emmett naked

J9: full nudity

jlyanglohsix: i totally wouldn't mind hooking up with a vampire

jlyanglohsix: but they're still heartless

jlyanglohsix: hot, but heartless

jlyanglohsix: and cold

J9: why do you even like the books

J9: youre against everything

J9: in them

jlyanglohsix: no i'm not i just like giving you a hard time

jlyanglohsix: lol sorry

J9: THATS NOT FAIR

J9: you better not play this crap on me when we go see the movie in florida

jlyanglohsix: lol don't worry i won't

jlyanglohsix: i think i'll have most of this out of system

J9: haha good

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I've never been more proud of my school.

Today I found an old friend...

I finally got my refund check from school. I got a new laptop. I filled my gas tank for $2.85 per gallon of gas. There are now curtains instead of sheeps up in my apartment! It's much more homey. I had no class today and that tradition continues for tomorrow. The weekend temperature is expected to be amongst the low-mid 70s. And also it's The Office day. It always leaves me smiling and satisfied...

I want to throw out there that Thursday by far is my favorite day of the week and keeps me going through the week. I had a solo Office Party tonight consisting of the first fast food meal I've had in a couple months and strawberry cheesecake!

I spent over 5 straight hours just playing on my computer yesterday, and that's not counting the hour it took me to figure out the wireless router business. Or the half an hour it took for me to find the modem buried in my roommate's amazingly messy room. Of course I couldn't update my blog during that time, I was busy catching up on tv shows and queuing up netflix.

I used to not be very interested in television or many movies. I think I almost remember what that felt like.

I feel very ramblesome.

I don't think that's a word. Mr. Mozilla doesn't think so either.

I desperately need a new umbrella. When I say "new" I am referring to it in a way that I don't already have an umbrella that happens to be "old." I am frigid and drenched and unhappy.