Yes, we are pathetic, we live in a fictional world, and we are PROUD of it.

Twilight

jlyanglohsix: i just wanted to say, i've watched the twilight trailer many times now and not once is jacob in it and that kind of makes me disappointed

J9: he isnt THAT big of a part of the first book erin!

jlyanglohsix: ummmm janine

jlyanglohsix: he basically points out that to bella that they are vampires!

J9: but!

jlyanglohsix: she would have never guessed that!

J9: hes gonna be in the movie for like

J9: 5 minute tops

jlyanglohsix: stoppit
J9: not enough for the freaking trailor

jlyanglohsix: stop saying that!

J9: just wait for new moon, edward wont be in that trailer

jlyanglohsix: yeah right

jlyanglohsix: i could only be so lucky

J9: youre making me angry

jlyanglohsix: poop

jlyanglohsix: no you are making me angryu

jlyanglohsix: i can't even type

J9: youre being dumb

J9: haha

jlyanglohsix: lol

J9: the movie isnt ABOUT HIM

J9: you freaking jacob lover

J9: youre lucky hes even IN IT

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: dumby

J9: haha

jlyanglohsix: no no i'm okay you're right

jlyanglohsix: he's just gonna be a little kid in this one anyway

J9: hell yeah im right

J9: yes

J9: he will be in the movie for like 15 minutes

J9: maybe

jlyanglohsix: he better be

jlyanglohsix: or i'm holding the world responsible and every bit of it will hate me

J9: jacob fans will be disappointed for no reason

J9: i can see it now

J9: jacob lovers saying "where was jacob! he was hardly in it!"

J9: but they dont understand, hes hardly in the book

jlyanglohsix: omg chill

jlyanglohsix: ugh

J9: haha

J9: im just playinngggg

jlyanglohsix: you're so sassy tonight i don't like it

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: haha

J9: im serious about twilight

J9: you dont mess

jlyanglohsix: look

jlyanglohsix: i'm just sayin my opinion

J9: and i am just saying mine back

jlyanglohsix: and my opinion is i want more jacob

J9: and mine is i want more EMMETT

J9: NAKED

jlyanglohsix: hahaha

jlyanglohsix: he's hardly gonna be in it and doesn't even have an important part

J9: he wants to kill bella

J9: but thats not this book

J9: in Midnight Sun

jlyanglohsix: oh oh yeah, i didn't read it

J9: emmett suggests killing bella

jlyanglohsix: i'm keeping my hopes up that she is actually gonna release it eventually

J9: yes me too

J9: but i couldnt help myself

J9: i just read a little bit

jlyanglohsix: bella totally kills emmett at arm wrestling though

jlyanglohsix: i love it

J9: but hes still sexy

jlyanglohsix: a sexy wimp

J9: he and rose knock down houses

jlyanglohsix: and all bella and edward do is tear up the headboard

jlyanglohsix: and edward eats pillows

jlyanglohsix: edward's a wimp too

jlyanglohsix: vampires are wimps

J9: youre dumb erin

J9: wolves are hairy

jlyanglohsix: only when they're wolves

J9: jenn just yelled at me

J9: haha

J9: because i was reading what you say to me out loud to cait

J9: hahaha she pissed me off

jlyanglohsix: you're ruining it for people!

J9: EXCUSE ME

J9: ALL I RUINED WAS THEM HAVING SEX

jlyanglohsix: haha

J9: AND SHE ALREADY KNEW THAT

J9: BECAUSE SOMEBODY ALREADY TOLD HER THAT

J9: BECAUSE SHE ALREADY ASKED

jlyanglohsix: yea cuz i already told her

J9: SO GET OFF MY CASE

jlyanglohsix: okay

jlyanglohsix: okay

J9: thank you

jlyanglohsix: the point of the matter remains though

J9: yes

jlyanglohsix: puppies are better than blood suckers

J9: that you want jake

J9: and i want emmett naked

J9: full nudity

jlyanglohsix: i totally wouldn't mind hooking up with a vampire

jlyanglohsix: but they're still heartless

jlyanglohsix: hot, but heartless

jlyanglohsix: and cold

J9: why do you even like the books

J9: youre against everything

J9: in them

jlyanglohsix: no i'm not i just like giving you a hard time

jlyanglohsix: lol sorry

J9: THATS NOT FAIR

J9: you better not play this crap on me when we go see the movie in florida

jlyanglohsix: lol don't worry i won't

jlyanglohsix: i think i'll have most of this out of system

J9: haha good